Books out of Context:

Lines from books that are funny, inappropriate or make you say huh?

  • Handle with Care

    “Alright, this is the part where you tie me to a chair, isn’t it?”

  • The Coffee Painter

    The early morning glow crowded into his room and caressed his beautiful back—then I felt bad about his toothbrush but it would have been cruel to put it back.

  • Broken Hearts

    He was staring at me the entire lecture as if he were observing me

  • To Heaven

    To Heaven

    "Go now. Surprise her. There's nothing truer than the reaction you find when you surprise someone. If she screams and runs to you, all good. Screaming and running away, not so good."

  • Soul Mate, Stage Right

    Forcing her gaze downward, past the dimples and the biceps, she focused on his shirt instead. Mazel Tough, it read, and there was a Star of David where the “O” should’ve been. Clever, and also a good reminder of the many, many differences between fair-game Brandon (the sexiest Catholic in Hallandale) and off-limits Dean (her Hebrew hottie of a co-star).